That's one way to get the message across. Emotional damage is the new diet plan. 💀
That's one way to get the message across. Emotional damage is the new diet plan. ๐Ÿ’€
2 days ago
14
When you're too lazy to diet but need a Coke break anyway 🍔🦥🥤
When you're too lazy to diet but need a Coke break anyway ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฆฅ๐Ÿฅค
7 months ago
25
Me trying to follow the food pyramid 😂🍕
Me trying to follow the food pyramid ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•
10 months ago
38
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned...and vaccinated...and regularly consume SPF 50 and Coco Pops. It's a lifestyle choice."
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned...and vaccinated...and regularly consume SPF 50 and Coco Pops. It's a lifestyle choice."
10 months ago
39
Me after the wedding feast is finally over 😂
Me after the wedding feast is finally over ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
32
Vegans be like: "No animals were harmed in the making of this salad." Meanwhile, Will Smith is like: "Hold my beer, I've got a whole ecosystem in my tractor beam!"
Vegans be like: "No animals were harmed in the making of this salad." Meanwhile, Will Smith is like: "Hold my beer, I've got a whole ecosystem in my tractor beam!"
10 months ago
25
Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood." 
Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood." Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
10 months ago
23
Live footage of me trying to convince myself that a salad is just as good as a double cheeseburger.
Live footage of me trying to convince myself that a salad is just as good as a double cheeseburger.
10 months ago
30
Me pretending I don’t eat like a hippo while also looking like one. 😂
Me pretending I donโ€™t eat like a hippo while also looking like one. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
22
When labels do more talking than your groceries 🥦📜🚫
When labels do more talking than your groceries ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿšซ
11 months ago
31
Herbivores have support groups. Carnivores have each other. 😂
Herbivores have support groups. Carnivores have each other. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
14
Me trying to cut back on cheesecake after realizing my jeans don't fit anymore 😭
Me trying to cut back on cheesecake after realizing my jeans don't fit anymore ๐Ÿ˜ญ
11 months ago
22
🍽️ Who knew breakfast could save the world? 🥓 #BaconPeace
๐Ÿฝ๏ธ Who knew breakfast could save the world? ๐Ÿฅ“ #BaconPeace
11 months ago
23
I guess the menu only has one option today! 🏃💨🍽️
I guess the menu only has one option today! ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ
11 months ago
34
When fat cells sign a lifetime contract 😂🍔
When fat cells sign a lifetime contract ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”
11 months ago
39