Me trying to follow the food pyramid ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•
1 month ago
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned...and vaccinated...and regularly consume SPF 50 and Coco Pops. It's a lifestyle choice."
1 month ago
Me after the wedding feast is finally over ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Vegans be like: "No animals were harmed in the making of this salad." Meanwhile, Will Smith is like: "Hold my beer, I've got a whole ecosystem in my tractor beam!"
1 month ago
Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood." Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
1 month ago
Live footage of me trying to convince myself that a salad is just as good as a double cheeseburger.
1 month ago
Me pretending I donโ€™t eat like a hippo while also looking like one. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When labels do more talking than your groceries ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿšซ
1 month ago
Herbivores have support groups. Carnivores have each other. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to cut back on cheesecake after realizing my jeans don't fit anymore ๐Ÿ˜ญ
2 months ago
๐Ÿฝ๏ธ Who knew breakfast could save the world? ๐Ÿฅ“ #BaconPeace
2 months ago
I guess the menu only has one option today! ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ
2 months ago
When fat cells sign a lifetime contract ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”
2 months ago