Mom: *prepares her son's first time* ๐Ÿ˜‚
25 days ago
Roses are red, violets are blue, eating out is expensive so let's get drunk ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me pretending to be a meatball in a marinara sauce filled bathtub at 3am
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroomโ€ฆ and not in the kitchen
1 month ago
When you find out your "best friend" spent $250 on your dinner and you're like ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿค‘
1 month ago
When your dad thinks you're doing Lauren, but you're actually doing laundry. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Pac-Man: "Dots? AGAIN?!" Ms. Pac-Man: "Don't you ever complain about free food again, mister."
1 month ago
When the babysitter says they'll 'warm the baby's bottle' and you come home to this ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 month ago
When she says โ€œtwo checks pleaseโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 month ago
When your girlfriend turns out to be your trollmate ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When your family accidentally eats your "toy"๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ˜‚. Sharing is caring...but not like this! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 month ago
POV: You are eating lunch at the cafeteria and someone keeps stealing food off your plate ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When you get so hangry at dinner that you forget how to eat like a human ๐Ÿ˜‚ #foodfails #hangry
2 months ago
Me when someone offers me food ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago