Mom: *prepares her son's first time* 😂
Mom: *prepares her son's first time* ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
112
Roses are red, violets are blue, eating out is expensive so let's get drunk 😂
Roses are red, violets are blue, eating out is expensive so let's get drunk ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
76
Me pretending to be a meatball in a marinara sauce filled bathtub at 3am
Me pretending to be a meatball in a marinara sauce filled bathtub at 3am
1 year ago
65
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroom… and not in the kitchen
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroomโ€ฆ and not in the kitchen
1 year ago
36
When you find out your "best friend" spent $250 on your dinner and you're like 👀🤑
When you find out your "best friend" spent $250 on your dinner and you're like ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿค‘
1 year ago
35
When your dad thinks you're doing Lauren, but you're actually doing laundry. 😂
When your dad thinks you're doing Lauren, but you're actually doing laundry. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
37
Pac-Man: "Dots? AGAIN?!" 
Ms. Pac-Man: "Don't you ever complain about free food again, mister."
Pac-Man: "Dots? AGAIN?!" Ms. Pac-Man: "Don't you ever complain about free food again, mister."
1 year ago
76
When the babysitter says they'll 'warm the baby's bottle' and you come home to this 🔥👶
When the babysitter says they'll 'warm the baby's bottle' and you come home to this ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
43
When she says “two checks please” 😭😭😭
When she says โ€œtwo checks pleaseโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
67
When your girlfriend turns out to be your trollmate 😂
When your girlfriend turns out to be your trollmate ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
43
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner 😂
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
35
When your family accidentally eats your "toy"๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ˜‚. Sharing is caring...but not like this! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
66
POV: You are eating lunch at the cafeteria and someone keeps stealing food off your plate ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
76
When you get so hangry at dinner that you forget how to eat like a human ๐Ÿ˜‚ #foodfails #hangry
1 year ago
44
Me when someone offers me food ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
71