Me trying to peel a lemon like an orange so I don't have to cut it 🍋
3 months ago
When you're lactose intolerant, but Mein Kampf says milk baths are the key to world domination. 🥛🛀
3 months ago
Me trying to understand Thermodynamics
3 months ago
When you run out of diapers and have to improvise in a post-apocalyptic world. Duct tape: the ultimate parenting hack. 👶💩
4 months ago
Me after finding out the ice machine at McDonalds is broken again
4 months ago
When you're feeling down but still want to look fabulous ✨💅 #prettydeath
4 months ago
When you win an argument against someone who doesn't understand optical illusions: EPIC WIN 😂 Enjoy your seizure.
5 months ago
When the existential dread kicks in but you realize your apartment is on the second floor.
5 months ago