When an atheist tries to find a Santorum supporter on Craigslist 💀
When an atheist tries to find a Santorum supporter on Craigslist ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word 😂
When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. 🤔
Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
39
One group chases, the other hunts. Which one are you in? 🤔
One group chases, the other hunts. Which one are you in? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
70
Ladies, he has a point, doesn't he? 😂
Ladies, he has a point, doesn't he? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
63
Equal rights, equal sluts. 😂
Equal rights, equal sluts. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Dads when their sons experiment vs. when their daughters do 😱
Dads when their sons experiment vs. when their daughters do ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
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Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? 

Her: ...Why do you watch porn...?

Me: GET OUT 🚪
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? Her: ...Why do you watch porn...? Me: GET OUT ๐Ÿšช
1 year ago
59
If a key opens many locks, it’s a master key. If a lock is opened by many keys…well, you know the rest. 😉
If a key opens many locks, itโ€™s a master key. If a lock is opened by many keysโ€ฆwell, you know the rest. ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
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When your double standard is so obvious, it's a meme. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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Sexual equality? More like sexually unequal standards 😂
Sexual equality? More like sexually unequal standards ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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