When your marketing team understands the assignment 😂
1 month ago
This wine understands me 😩
2 months ago
18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike 😂 #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
2 months ago
Me running from one situationship to another.🏃‍♀️💨
2 months ago
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep 😂
2 months ago
Me at 2 AM: "I'm not drunk enough to send this text." My phone: "Are you sure about that?" 🥴
2 months ago
When your ex takes ghosting to the next level 💀
2 months ago
When your ex's new boyfriend asks how the "used goods" are, but you're packing more than just two inches. 😏
2 months ago
When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery 😂
3 months ago
My ex had this weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a bitch all the time. Like, girl, who hurt you? 😂
3 months ago