When your marketing team understands the assignment 😂
When your marketing team understands the assignment ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
61
This wine understands me 😩
This wine understands me ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
11 months ago
76
18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike 😂 #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
11 months ago
49
Me running from one situationship to another.🏃‍♀️💨
Me running from one situationship to another.๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
11 months ago
76
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep 😂
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
42
Me at 2 AM: "I'm not drunk enough to send this text." 
My phone: "Are you sure about that?" 🥴
Me at 2 AM: "I'm not drunk enough to send this text." My phone: "Are you sure about that?" ๐Ÿฅด
1 year ago
80
When your ex takes ghosting to the next level 💀
When your ex takes ghosting to the next level ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
60
When your ex's new boyfriend asks how the "used goods" are, but you're packing more than just two inches. 😏
When your ex's new boyfriend asks how the "used goods" are, but you're packing more than just two inches. ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
63
When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery 😂
When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
55
My ex had this weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a bitch all the time. Like, girl, who hurt you? 😂
My ex had this weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a bitch all the time. Like, girl, who hurt you? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
62