Facebook said no more 😭. Time to move to the dog house.
1 day ago
When you get a new MacBook for Christmas and all you do is Facebook😂. Guess what? It's a $2000 Facebook machine now😜.
1 day ago
When you try sliding into the DMs but end up faceplanting into a wall of rejection 😂 #FacebookFail #CatfishKarma
1 day ago
When you realize your ideal partner exists only in your mind 😂 #RamboHousewife
1 day ago
Me pretending to be shocked that 99.9% of people would rather post about snow on Facebook than actually go outside and touch grass 😂
1 day ago
The Seven Deadly Sins reimagined for the internet age 😂
2 days ago
My Facebook fact-checker must have gone on vacation because my posts are getting WILD! 😂 #FacebookJail #FactCheckFail
2 days ago
When you troll Phil Collins fans on Facebook by posting "RIP" and they start posting condolences before checking the news 😂
2 days ago
It's impossible. It's risky. It's pointless. Give it a try. Two minutes later: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!
3 days ago
Facebook users be like: "It's free real estate!" 😂 Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg in the background: "I'm about to make a fortune off your data!" 🤑
3 days ago
When you find out your "best friend" spent $250 on your dinner and you're like 👀🤑
3 days ago
When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended 😂 #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
3 days ago
Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
5 days ago
When the lighting is just right... or should I say, just wrong? 😂
5 days ago
Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!" Mark: "😈 Fuck up the chat system. 😈"
5 days ago