Facebook said no more ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Time to move to the dog house.
19 hours ago
When you get a new MacBook for Christmas and all you do is Facebook๐Ÿ˜‚. Guess what? It's a $2000 Facebook machine now๐Ÿ˜œ.
19 hours ago
When you try sliding into the DMs but end up faceplanting into a wall of rejection ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FacebookFail #CatfishKarma
1 day ago
When you realize your ideal partner exists only in your mind ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RamboHousewife
1 day ago
Me pretending to be shocked that 99.9% of people would rather post about snow on Facebook than actually go outside and touch grass ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 day ago
The Seven Deadly Sins reimagined for the internet age ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
My Facebook fact-checker must have gone on vacation because my posts are getting WILD! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FacebookJail #FactCheckFail
2 days ago
When you troll Phil Collins fans on Facebook by posting "RIP" and they start posting condolences before checking the news ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
It's impossible. It's risky. It's pointless. Give it a try. Two minutes later: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!
3 days ago
Facebook users be like: "It's free real estate!" ๐Ÿ˜‚ Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg in the background: "I'm about to make a fortune off your data!" ๐Ÿค‘
3 days ago
When you find out your "best friend" spent $250 on your dinner and you're like ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿค‘
3 days ago
When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended ๐Ÿ˜‚ #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
3 days ago
Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
5 days ago
When the lighting is just right... or should I say, just wrong? ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 days ago
Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!" Mark: "๐Ÿ˜ˆ Fuck up the chat system. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
5 days ago