When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended 😂 #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended ๐Ÿ˜‚ #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
1 year ago
115
Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
1 year ago
76
When the lighting is just right... or should I say, just wrong? 😂
When the lighting is just right... or should I say, just wrong? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
108
Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!" 
Mark: "😈 Fuck up the chat system. 😈"
Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!" Mark: "๐Ÿ˜ˆ Fuck up the chat system. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
1 year ago
134
Facebook's security check be like: "Prove you're not a robot by typing 'humping grandchildren'"
Facebook's security check be like: "Prove you're not a robot by typing 'humping grandchildren'"
1 year ago
81
My internet knows me better than I know myself 😂
My internet knows me better than I know myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
97
Steven's passive aggressive note about Lisa's bathroom habits is giving off "single" vibes 😂
Steven's passive aggressive note about Lisa's bathroom habits is giving off "single" vibes ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
120
It's amazing what I can do for others...like hold their hair back while they puke. But there are some things I can't do for myself. 😂
It's amazing what I can do for others...like hold their hair back while they puke. But there are some things I can't do for myself. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
119
When your friend who just bought a $50 point-and-shoot camera calls themselves a "photographer" 😂
When your friend who just bought a $50 point-and-shoot camera calls themselves a "photographer" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
76
"God speaks against homosexuality" - proceeds to get caught doing something equally or more questionable. Classic internet moment 😂
"God speaks against homosexuality" - proceeds to get caught doing something equally or more questionable. Classic internet moment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
62
Sharing the horrors of child slavery on Facebook for likes and comments... priorities, people! 🤦‍♂️
Sharing the horrors of child slavery on Facebook for likes and comments... priorities, people! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
128
When Facebook suggests you add a baby as a friend and their profile picture is...well, you see. It was just an adorable baby. I am a monster and I'm going to hell.
When Facebook suggests you add a baby as a friend and their profile picture is...well, you see. It was just an adorable baby. I am a monster and I'm going to hell.
1 year ago
66
When you want a profound tattoo but end up with "picnic table" permanently etched on your body 😂.  At least it's a conversation starter? #TattooFail #PicnicTableForLife
When you want a profound tattoo but end up with "picnic table" permanently etched on your body ๐Ÿ˜‚. At least it's a conversation starter? #TattooFail #PicnicTableForLife
1 year ago
69
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." 
Me: *has a heart attack*
Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve."
Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." Me: *has a heart attack* Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve." Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
1 year ago
67
When the Men’s Rights Activists ask the Women’s Rights group to make sandwiches for their convention after the caterer cancels 😂🥪
When the Menโ€™s Rights Activists ask the Womenโ€™s Rights group to make sandwiches for their convention after the caterer cancels ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅช
1 year ago
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