My dog's political ideology changes depending on whose food bowl is full. 🐍 vs ☭
21 days ago
When you take 'You are what you eat' to a whole new level! 🍫👶
1 month ago
Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!🐔🔥
2 months ago
Meanwhile, on 4chan, accurate and respectful cultural analysis is being conducted. 😂
2 months ago
When you're drunk at 3 am and go to the drive-thru 😂
2 months ago
I bet T-Rex tasted like chicken. 🍗
2 months ago
Me pretending to enjoy the plastic food my niece made me for lunch
2 months ago
Ja Rule when he sees that KFC bucket: "Where is the lie?" 😂
3 months ago
When you walk into the breakroom and see someone has been sucking out all the jelly filling from the donuts: I hate working here 💀
3 months ago
Happiness is just a cupcake away!🧁
3 months ago
Professor: "Where's the meat?" Vegan student: "Eating meat is a choice!" Professor: "Domino's is on speed dial. 3 meat lovers should do it."
3 months ago
When your fridge is empty on the 4th of July but the store has stairs
3 months ago
When you are discussing highly sensitive information with Kim and accidentally mishear "Launch".💀
3 months ago
Me in the metaverse, enjoying a virtual steak, while my physical body is just chilling on the sidewalk probably about to get run over by a bus 😂
3 months ago
That moment when you realize you could've bought groceries for a week with that DoorDash delivery fee 😂
3 months ago