POV: You mistake the Dyson Airblade for a urinal and accidentally create a Jackson Pollock painting on the bathroom wall ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
28 days ago
Finally, a use for old bras! These 'Petunia Perkies' are all the rage this season ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒบ
29 days ago
This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings ๐Ÿ˜‚
29 days ago
Reptilians creating humans to farm goyim for shekels. Illuminati confirmed๐Ÿคฏ
1 month ago
Me trying to avoid all things gay in 2025 so I don't get cancelled ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you buy a luxury car just for the manual to tell you to YEET the towbar
1 month ago
Belgium: You might have the Eiffel Tower, the Statue of Liberty, or the Colosseum, but we've got Balls of Steel! ๐Ÿ’ช
1 month ago
Saves you money, saves you time, minimizes stress, cures headaches, hurts nobody...but the Pope isn't going to like this one ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me pretending to be annoyed when straight couples kiss in public so I don't look like the only one bothered ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my therapist why I can't function like a normal human being ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Even a Sith Lord needs a little help sometimes. Especially when the Death Star construction costs are through the roof! ๐Ÿ˜…
1 month ago
When you wish for intelligence, logic, and driving skills but the wishing well grants you the embodiment of a middle manager instead. POOF! ๐Ÿ’จ
1 month ago
When you ask for milk and they deliverโ€ฆ the whole cow.
1 month ago
When life gives you lemons, it also throws portable toilets at your convertible.๐Ÿ’ฉ
1 month ago
When you realize the Empire is just one big corporation and you're just another cog in the machine. #StarWarsProtest #GalacticProblems
1 month ago