My plan to stop global warming? Simple! Everyone grab a bucket and pour some ocean water down the sink. Teamwork makes the dream work! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒŠ
6 days ago
C-3PO and Luke celebrating 4/20 after blowing up the Death Star. Luke: "I've got a bad feeling about this, 3PO..." C-3PO: "Oh, dear! Not again!"
6 days ago
When you finally quit your job ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
Me after one glass of wine trying to pronounce โ€œcinnamonโ€
7 days ago
Buzz Lightyear sippy cup: "It ain't gonna suck itself!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
When you and the boys are ready to destroy the One Ring but first gotta choose your party hats ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
Me trying to avoid eye contact with Jimmy Wales after accidentally editing the Scopophobia Wikipedia page: ๐Ÿ‘€
7 days ago
When Darth Vader gives you the ultimate rejection ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
When you need to hang your giant laundry to dry after doing laundry for the giants, but can't find an appropriately sized clothespin
7 days ago
When Windows decides to update at the worst possible moment ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚ #WindowsProblems #TechFail
7 days ago
When it's Friday night and suddenly it's Sunday morning.๐Ÿฅณ
9 days ago
When you miss the bus by seconds and the next one is in 20 minutes ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฌ
10 days ago
When you win an argument against someone who doesn't understand optical illusions: EPIC WIN ๐Ÿ˜‚ Enjoy your seizure.
10 days ago
When you realize the McRib is back, but then find out it's for a limited time only ๐Ÿ˜ญ
10 days ago
Me trying to explain the grandfather paradox to my philosophy professor ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 days ago