Me and the boys playing Halo until suddenly the room gets 10 degrees colder and everyone's posture shifts ๐Ÿฅถ
1 month ago
God accidentally added a pinch of assholes to Earth. Oops. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 month ago
Me trying to convince Facebook I have a date for Valentine's Day ๐Ÿ˜‚ #foreveralone
1 month ago
When you get arrested for loving your neighborโ€™s kid a little TOO much ๐Ÿ˜‚ #valentinesdayfail #cupidgonewrong
1 month ago
Jesus after a night out in Jerusalem ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Roses are red, bacon is red. She wants romance, I want to be fed.๐Ÿฅ“๐ŸŒน
1 month ago
Me pretending to be productive at 3 am after doom scrolling all night ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
This is one clever way to filter out applicants ๐Ÿ˜‚. Who needs dating apps when you have newspapers? ๐Ÿ“ฐ
1 month ago
When you gotta go, you gotta go...but make it adorable. (โ โ‰งโ โ–ฝโ โ‰ฆโ )
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month ago
When your coworker keeps stealing your chair, time for some harmless revenge ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you see Medusa at a party but you're already stoned๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
She's about to enter a whole new dimension of disappointment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you try to play a modern FPS with a joystick from the 90s ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When your little brother is your gaming chair ๐Ÿ˜‚ #TeamworkMakesTheDreamWork
1 month ago