Me when the teacher says the pledge of allegiance is voluntary and asks what country we want to move to if we don’t like America: 🇺🇸🦅
Me when the teacher says the pledge of allegiance is voluntary and asks what country we want to move to if we donโ€™t like America: ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…
10 months ago
14
God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! 🤔
God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
28
When you're feeling Eeyore about your fuel economy but Winnie the Pooh about your RPMs 😂
When you're feeling Eeyore about your fuel economy but Winnie the Pooh about your RPMs ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
22
Me trying to hold my life together 💀
Me trying to hold my life together ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
18
Playing Crysis in 2011: "To proceed, enter your age." Playing Crysis today: "What is the image below?" 😭
Playing Crysis in 2011: "To proceed, enter your age." Playing Crysis today: "What is the image below?" ๐Ÿ˜ญ
11 months ago
18
Yo dawg, I heard you like Macs, so we put square wheels on your bike, so you can be different while you go nowhere in life. 😂
Yo dawg, I heard you like Macs, so we put square wheels on your bike, so you can be different while you go nowhere in life. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
11
"I find your lack of Darth Invader disturbing."
"I find your lack of Darth Invader disturbing."
11 months ago
35
When you and your bestie go to a basketball game but secretly just waiting for the humans to evolve so you can start the invasion 👽
When you and your bestie go to a basketball game but secretly just waiting for the humans to evolve so you can start the invasion ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
11 months ago
12
When you try to learn European geography but end up learning something completely different 😂
When you try to learn European geography but end up learning something completely different ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
25
My plan to stop global warming? Simple! Everyone grab a bucket and pour some ocean water down the sink. Teamwork makes the dream work! 😂🌊
My plan to stop global warming? Simple! Everyone grab a bucket and pour some ocean water down the sink. Teamwork makes the dream work! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒŠ
11 months ago
16
C-3PO and Luke celebrating 4/20 after blowing up the Death Star. Luke: "I've got a bad feeling about this, 3PO..." C-3PO: "Oh, dear! Not again!"
C-3PO and Luke celebrating 4/20 after blowing up the Death Star. Luke: "I've got a bad feeling about this, 3PO..." C-3PO: "Oh, dear! Not again!"
11 months ago
21
When you finally quit your job ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
21
Me after one glass of wine trying to pronounce “cinnamon”
Me after one glass of wine trying to pronounce โ€œcinnamonโ€
11 months ago
21
Buzz Lightyear sippy cup: "It ain't gonna suck itself!" 😂
Buzz Lightyear sippy cup: "It ain't gonna suck itself!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
23
When you and the boys are ready to destroy the One Ring but first gotta choose your party hats 😂
When you and the boys are ready to destroy the One Ring but first gotta choose your party hats ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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