When your cover is blown, but you're too famous to care ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿธ
5 days ago
When you lock eyes with someone across the room, but you're not sure if it's love at first sight or if they're just trying to assert dominance with their intense stare ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me when I see a faucet that changes color based on the water temperature
2 months ago
Me handing over my credit card after seeing the limited edition Futurama merchandise. ๐Ÿ’ฐ
2 months ago
IT guy showing up 3 days later to fix the wifi like: I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to.
2 months ago
Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
3 months ago
When you realize some teens genuinely thought this way ๐Ÿ˜ญ
3 months ago
Me when the cookies are done and I have no oven mitts. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When The Simpsons meet Futurama: It's like a crossover episode on steroids ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you and your best friend decide to go as Bender and Zoidberg for Halloween ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ™
3 months ago
Professor Farnsworth has discovered the secret to making everyone uncomfortable! Good news, indeed! ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me when I accidentally think in the teacherโ€™s voice after they repeatedly drone on for an hour: GET OUT OF MY MIND!!
3 months ago