Finally, a solution for going from the party to the walk of shame without breaking an ankle. Genius! 👠➡️👟
Finally, a solution for going from the party to the walk of shame without breaking an ankle. Genius! ๐Ÿ‘ โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ
19 days ago
41
Some parenting choices are so baffling, they make you want to book the next rocket off-planet. Professor Farnsworth has had enough. 🚀
Some parenting choices are so baffling, they make you want to book the next rocket off-planet. Professor Farnsworth has had enough. ๐Ÿš€
4 months ago
29
When the Professor says 'Good news, everyone!' and you know it's another suicide mission. 🚀
When the Professor says 'Good news, everyone!' and you know it's another suicide mission. ๐Ÿš€
6 months ago
19
When your cover is blown, but you're too famous to care 🤔🍸
When your cover is blown, but you're too famous to care ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿธ
7 months ago
21
When you lock eyes with someone across the room, but you're not sure if it's love at first sight or if they're just trying to assert dominance with their intense stare 😂
When you lock eyes with someone across the room, but you're not sure if it's love at first sight or if they're just trying to assert dominance with their intense stare ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
20
Me when I see a faucet that changes color based on the water temperature
Me when I see a faucet that changes color based on the water temperature
10 months ago
26
Me handing over my credit card after seeing the limited edition Futurama merchandise.  💰
Me handing over my credit card after seeing the limited edition Futurama merchandise. ๐Ÿ’ฐ
10 months ago
17
IT guy showing up 3 days later to fix the wifi like: I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to.
IT guy showing up 3 days later to fix the wifi like: I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to.
10 months ago
13
Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire🧛‍♂️
Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
10 months ago
27
When you realize some teens genuinely thought this way 😭
When you realize some teens genuinely thought this way ๐Ÿ˜ญ
10 months ago
22
Me when the cookies are done and I have no oven mitts. 🔥😂
Me when the cookies are done and I have no oven mitts. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
20
When The Simpsons meet Futurama: It's like a crossover episode on steroids 😂
When The Simpsons meet Futurama: It's like a crossover episode on steroids ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
23
When you and your best friend decide to go as Bender and Zoidberg for Halloween 🤖🐙
When you and your best friend decide to go as Bender and Zoidberg for Halloween ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ™
11 months ago
22
Professor Farnsworth has discovered the secret to making everyone uncomfortable! Good news, indeed! 😂
Professor Farnsworth has discovered the secret to making everyone uncomfortable! Good news, indeed! ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
18
Me when I accidentally think in the teacher’s voice after they repeatedly drone on for an hour:
GET OUT OF MY MIND!!
Me when I accidentally think in the teacherโ€™s voice after they repeatedly drone on for an hour: GET OUT OF MY MIND!!
11 months ago
11