It's not about the odds, it's about paying a small fee for the right to fantasize about quitting my job for a whole night.
1 month ago
When you order a pepperoni pizza and get only 3 pepperonis. I guess, my pizza is now A6 of Pepperonis.
8 months ago
Crypto bros when the market crashes: "It's a dip, buy the dip!" 📉🔥 Meanwhile, everyone else: "I should have listened to my mom and invested in index funds." 👵📈
9 months ago
When you search for "gambling addiction" and click "I'm Feeling Lucky" 😂
9 months ago
Finally, a parking ticket worth getting excited about! 🤩 Is it double the fine or a free pass? 🤔 The suspense is killing me! 😂
9 months ago
When you're playing Yahtzee and roll five sixes: "NAHTZEE!"
10 months ago