They had me at 'endless possibilities' and 'great guys' tbh. Packing my bags! โœˆ๏ธ
4 days ago
4
The logic isn't logging in for some people... make it make sense. 🧐
The logic isn't logging in for some people... make it make sense. ๐Ÿง
8 months ago
99
And you thought being the third wheel was awkward... 😬 Talk about being stuck in the middle! 😂
And you thought being the third wheel was awkward... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ Talk about being stuck in the middle! ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
150
New reality TV show idea: 12 straight men, each convinced he's the only straight one, compete for $1 million. The twist? Whoever figures out everyone is straight loses. 😂 #RealityTV #PlotTwist #GayPanic
New reality TV show idea: 12 straight men, each convinced he's the only straight one, compete for $1 million. The twist? Whoever figures out everyone is straight loses. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RealityTV #PlotTwist #GayPanic
11 months ago
167
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* 
Me: "Newton, what are you doing?"
Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. 🌈"
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* Me: "Newton, what are you doing?" Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. ๐ŸŒˆ"
1 year ago
136
Me trying to avoid all things gay in 2025 so I don't get cancelled 😂
Me trying to avoid all things gay in 2025 so I don't get cancelled ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
139
If I see two stick figures in a dress having the time of their life then I'm in for some big news
If I see two stick figures in a dress having the time of their life then I'm in for some big news
1 year ago
124
Legolas has seen some stuff. 👀
Legolas has seen some stuff. ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
81
If you like Twilight, then you're probably...sparkly ✨🧛‍♂️
If you like Twilight, then you're probably...sparkly โœจ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
125