Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* Me: "Newton, what are you doing?" Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. 🌈"
27 days ago
Me trying to avoid all things gay in 2025 so I don't get cancelled 😂
1 month ago
If I see two stick figures in a dress having the time of their life then I'm in for some big news
1 month ago
Legolas has seen some stuff. 👀
1 month ago
If you like Twilight, then you're probably...sparkly ✨🧛‍♂️
1 month ago