Teapot Hitler brewing up some trouble ๐Ÿซ–๐Ÿ˜‚
1 hour ago
Just another day conquering Poland and posting selfies on Insta. #blessed #fรผhrer #instawar
8 hours ago
When you are arguing with your friend about who hangs up the phone first ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
When you're 16 in Germany, you might have a beer or two. ๐Ÿป
2 days ago
When you mishear your mom and accidentally commit genocide.
3 days ago
CNN be like: "In other news, water is dry, the sun rises in the West, and Switzerland is East of Germany. More at 11."
4 days ago
When you're a Nazi, but also lactose intolerant. This milk bath is gonna be a rough ride. ๐Ÿฅ› ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
5 days ago
Yo, check it, it's ya boy A.H. droppin' some sick rhymes 'bout my life. Straight outta Braunau, Austria, representin' the Third Reich. Keepin' it real with Eva in the back, license plate sayin' 'Fuhrer.' Word to your mother.
14 days ago
Breaking News: Zuckerberg found hiding in old photos from 1940. Heโ€™s been collecting data for a while now. ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
14 days ago
When you're playing Yahtzee and roll five sixes: "NAHTZEE!"
1 month ago
When youโ€™re in Germany but all your neighbors are on a Turkish vacation ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท
1 month ago
Germany's team: Kicking goals and stealing hearts! โšฝโค๏ธ
1 month ago
Germany's hopes and dreams of reaching the round of 16 were dashed when South Korea scored not one, but two late goals! โšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช The defending champions were left stunned as they exited the FIFA World Cup early. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When losing a game leads to starting one ๐Ÿ˜ณโšฝ๐ŸŒ
1 month ago