God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! ๐Ÿค”
2 days ago
Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
Me trying to figure out if my success is due to hard work or divine intervention ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful. They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
Epicurus dropping truth bombs since 300 BC. Winning since 33 AD.
7 days ago
When you win an argument by arguing in a circle ๐Ÿ˜‚
19 days ago
God: *smites a city* Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* Me: I'm seeing a pattern here ๐Ÿค”
20 days ago
"God protect me...from these heathens and their bad aim!"
20 days ago
Me choosing logic and reason over illogical ancient myths๐Ÿ˜‚
25 days ago