God memes on Gagder

Jesus looking up to heaven like: "C'mon guys, at least *try* to sin a little! I didn't die for *nothing*." 😂

2 months ago

God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...🤔

2 months ago

God accidentally added a pinch of assholes to Earth. Oops. 😬

2 months ago

When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word 😂

3 months ago

Molly's science teacher: The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Molly: No, it's a few thousand years old and God made it. Molly's Mom on Facebook: So proud of my little scientist! 🙌

3 months ago

When you accidentally unlock a new level of existential crisis on live TV 😂

3 months ago

God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! 🤔

3 months ago

Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. 😂

3 months ago

Me trying to figure out if my success is due to hard work or divine intervention 😂

3 months ago

Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful. They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful 😂

3 months ago

Epicurus dropping truth bombs since 300 BC. Winning since 33 AD.

3 months ago

When you win an argument by arguing in a circle 😂

3 months ago

God: *smites a city* Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* Me: I'm seeing a pattern here 🤔

3 months ago

"God protect me...from these heathens and their bad aim!"

3 months ago

Me choosing logic and reason over illogical ancient myths😂

4 months ago