Jesus looking up to heaven like: "C'mon guys, at least *try* to sin a little! I didn't die for *nothing*." ๐Ÿ˜‚
24 days ago
God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...๐Ÿค”
1 month ago
God accidentally added a pinch of assholes to Earth. Oops. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 month ago
When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Molly's science teacher: The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Molly: No, it's a few thousand years old and God made it. Molly's Mom on Facebook: So proud of my little scientist! ๐Ÿ™Œ
1 month ago
When you accidentally unlock a new level of existential crisis on live TV ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! ๐Ÿค”
1 month ago
Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to figure out if my success is due to hard work or divine intervention ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful. They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Epicurus dropping truth bombs since 300 BC. Winning since 33 AD.
1 month ago
When you win an argument by arguing in a circle ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
God: *smites a city* Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* Me: I'm seeing a pattern here ๐Ÿค”
2 months ago
"God protect me...from these heathens and their bad aim!"
2 months ago
Me choosing logic and reason over illogical ancient myths๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago