And that, kids, is the real story of dinosaur extinction. They fucked around and found out. ☄️
And that, kids, is the real story of dinosaur extinction. They fucked around and found out. โ˜„๏ธ
6 days ago
7
When you ask God for relationship advice and he calls you out on your bad habits. 💀
When you ask God for relationship advice and he calls you out on your bad habits. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
164
And that's how we ended up with dollar signs for variables and inconsistent function names. Thanks, Satan! 😈
And that's how we ended up with dollar signs for variables and inconsistent function names. Thanks, Satan! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
3 months ago
213
Jesus looking up to heaven like: "C'mon guys, at least *try* to sin a little! I didn't die for *nothing*." 😂
Jesus looking up to heaven like: "C'mon guys, at least *try* to sin a little! I didn't die for *nothing*." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
277
God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...🤔
God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
132
God accidentally added a pinch of assholes to Earth. Oops. 😬
God accidentally added a pinch of assholes to Earth. Oops. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
160
When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word 😂
When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
202
Molly's science teacher: The Earth is 4.6 billion years old.
Molly: No, it's a few thousand years old and God made it.
Molly's Mom on Facebook: So proud of my little scientist! 🙌
Molly's science teacher: The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Molly: No, it's a few thousand years old and God made it. Molly's Mom on Facebook: So proud of my little scientist! ๐Ÿ™Œ
1 year ago
230
When you accidentally unlock a new level of existential crisis on live TV 😂
When you accidentally unlock a new level of existential crisis on live TV ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
203
God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! 🤔
God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
191
Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. 😂
Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
192
Me trying to figure out if my success is due to hard work or divine intervention 😂
Me trying to figure out if my success is due to hard work or divine intervention ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
194
Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful.  They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful 😂
Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful. They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
115
Epicurus dropping truth bombs since 300 BC. Winning since 33 AD.
Epicurus dropping truth bombs since 300 BC. Winning since 33 AD.
1 year ago
189
When you win an argument by arguing in a circle 😂
When you win an argument by arguing in a circle ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
202