My therapist told me to embrace my flaws, so I went to Japan and coated them in gold. ✨
22 days ago
Me pretending to be surprised when my credit card gets declined after buying yet another useless piece of jewelry. 💍💸😂
4 months ago
When the sun finally rises to smite the goose that keeps waking you up every morning at 5 AM. 🌞🗡️🐔
4 months ago