Apparently, my entry was a little too 'cheeky' for the office pumpkin carving contest. Worth it. 😂
5 hours ago
Dr. Spooky with the scariest costume idea of the century. Who needs a horror movie when you have a vaccine insert? 😱📜
11 hours ago
The goodest boy accidentally became the scariest boy. Send help (and new pants). 😂🕷️
2 months ago
When you think all the trick-or-treaters are gone and the candy is all yours... BAM! 🩸😂 Gotta give it to the kid for the creativity. "I'm your period, sorry I'm late" is the best Halloween costume ever! 😂
4 months ago
POV: You are in group therapy with all the classic Halloween monsters
4 months ago
Jehovah's Witnesses be like: "We don't do Halloween!" Me: "I guess they already get enough random people knocking on their door..." 😂
5 months ago
When you have the high ground, but also have to go potty outside. #MayTheForceBeWithYou #HalloweenCostume
5 months ago
When you're expecting... quadruplets... but they're trying to escape 😱😂
5 months ago
When you carve your pumpkin too close to Halloween and it starts to decompose. 🤢🎃
6 months ago
This Halloween, we're going as my biggest regrets. 😂
6 months ago
When you and your partner win the couples costume contest. 💚
6 months ago
When you're lured by 'free candy' and end up with a spooky surprise! 🎃🍬👻
6 months ago
This Craigslist ad wins Halloween. 😂
6 months ago
When you're a vampire who's still figuring out the transformation spell 🦇😅
7 months ago
When the neighborhood kids choose to break bad for Halloween! 😅🎃
7 months ago