Waited all year for the free Halloween edibles the news promised, and all I got was cavities. 😤
Waited all year for the free Halloween edibles the news promised, and all I got was cavities. ๐Ÿ˜ค
4 months ago
38
Apparently, my entry was a little too 'cheeky' for the office pumpkin carving contest. Worth it. 😂
Apparently, my entry was a little too 'cheeky' for the office pumpkin carving contest. Worth it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
31
Dr. Spooky with the scariest costume idea of the century. Who needs a horror movie when you have a vaccine insert? 😱📜
Dr. Spooky with the scariest costume idea of the century. Who needs a horror movie when you have a vaccine insert? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ“œ
4 months ago
40
The goodest boy accidentally became the scariest boy. Send help (and new pants). 😂🕷️
The goodest boy accidentally became the scariest boy. Send help (and new pants). ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ
7 months ago
28
When you think all the trick-or-treaters are gone and the candy is all yours... BAM! 🩸😂  Gotta give it to the kid for the creativity.  "I'm your period, sorry I'm late" is the best Halloween costume ever! 😂
When you think all the trick-or-treaters are gone and the candy is all yours... BAM! ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿ˜‚ Gotta give it to the kid for the creativity. "I'm your period, sorry I'm late" is the best Halloween costume ever! ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
38
POV: You are in group therapy with all the classic Halloween monsters
POV: You are in group therapy with all the classic Halloween monsters
9 months ago
40
Jehovah's Witnesses be like: "We don't do Halloween!" 
Me: "I guess they already get enough random people knocking on their door..." 😂
Jehovah's Witnesses be like: "We don't do Halloween!" Me: "I guess they already get enough random people knocking on their door..." ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
37
When you have the high ground, but also have to go potty outside. #MayTheForceBeWithYou #HalloweenCostume
When you have the high ground, but also have to go potty outside. #MayTheForceBeWithYou #HalloweenCostume
10 months ago
49
When you're expecting... quadruplets... but they're trying to escape 😱😂
When you're expecting... quadruplets... but they're trying to escape ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
18
When you carve your pumpkin too close to Halloween and it starts to decompose. 🤢🎃
When you carve your pumpkin too close to Halloween and it starts to decompose. ๐Ÿคข๐ŸŽƒ
10 months ago
25
This Halloween, we're going as my biggest regrets. 😂
This Halloween, we're going as my biggest regrets. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
30
When you and your partner win the couples costume contest. 💚
When you and your partner win the couples costume contest. ๐Ÿ’š
11 months ago
27
When you're lured by 'free candy' and end up with a spooky surprise! 🎃🍬👻
When you're lured by 'free candy' and end up with a spooky surprise! ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ‘ป
11 months ago
12
This Craigslist ad wins Halloween. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
25
When you're a vampire who's still figuring out the transformation spell 🦇😅
When you're a vampire who's still figuring out the transformation spell ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ˜…
11 months ago
22