I'll take my celery 'ribbed for xtra pleasure,' please. They really knew how to sell vegetables back in the day! 😂
28 days ago
When you realize herd immunity isn't just for humans... 🐶😂
1 month ago
Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
2 months ago
Me after downing my 8th glass of water today, trying to shock my poor liver back into functioning 😂
2 months ago
Me trying to achieve that "sun-kissed" look ☀️😂
3 months ago
Me, in a wheelchair, seeing a sign that says "Today is the day we take the stairs": Well, challenge accepted! I mean, maybe not today... but definitely someday... or maybe not.
3 months ago
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough 😂
4 months ago
Me trying to follow the food pyramid 😂🍕
4 months ago
Me pretending to be open to other's opinions: 🤔
4 months ago
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned...and vaccinated...and regularly consume SPF 50 and Coco Pops. It's a lifestyle choice."
4 months ago
Me justifying to myself why I need that new RTX 4090 😂
4 months ago
Bill Gates gives billions to cure diseases and remains perfectly healthy. Steve Jobs kept billions and died of cancer. Priorities people! 😂
4 months ago
When you're committed to raising awareness, but also a little...extra 😂. Free mammograms, anyone? #earlydetection #breastcancerawareness
4 months ago
Me trying to put in eye drops
4 months ago
Live footage of me trying to convince myself that a salad is just as good as a double cheeseburger.
4 months ago