When you accidentally open your third eye at the pool, cause chlorine stings...
1 day ago
Me trying to quit smoking after one cigarette. 🤣
6 days ago
When you just really want a Pepsi but also kinda want a seizure. Epilepsy, the official sponsor of spontaneous fits of happiness (and maybe some other stuff too 😉).
7 days ago
America is #1. Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners! Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery. If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too. 🇺🇸🥇
7 days ago
💉 When life gives you lemons... make sure you actually eat them first! 🍋😂
9 days ago
When in doubt, fist it out. #safesex #AIDSawareness
20 days ago
When your 'trim' turns into a haircut catastrophe 😱✂️ #Oops
25 days ago
When you realize it's not an insulin shot💉.
Just kidding 😂 Get your vaccines, people! 💪
25 days ago
Me struggling to put just the right amount of toothpaste on the brush. It's a fine art! 😩😂
25 days ago
Nature's remedy with a twist of science! 🦆🔬💥
26 days ago
When you're living dangerously in the hot tub but Mother Nature's got other plans 🌊😅