I'll take my celery 'ribbed for xtra pleasure,' please. They really knew how to sell vegetables back in the day! 😂
I'll take my celery 'ribbed for xtra pleasure,' please. They really knew how to sell vegetables back in the day! ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
29
When you realize herd immunity isn't just for humans... 🐶😂
When you realize herd immunity isn't just for humans... ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
35
Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
8 months ago
24
Me after downing my 8th glass of water today, trying to shock my poor liver back into functioning 😂
Me after downing my 8th glass of water today, trying to shock my poor liver back into functioning ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
26
Me trying to achieve that "sun-kissed" look ☀️😂
Me trying to achieve that "sun-kissed" look โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
28
Me, in a wheelchair, seeing a sign that says "Today is the day we take the stairs": Well, challenge accepted! I mean, maybe not today... but definitely someday... or maybe not.
Me, in a wheelchair, seeing a sign that says "Today is the day we take the stairs": Well, challenge accepted! I mean, maybe not today... but definitely someday... or maybe not.
10 months ago
32
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough 😂
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
50
Me trying to follow the food pyramid 😂🍕
Me trying to follow the food pyramid ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•
10 months ago
38
Me pretending to be open to other's opinions: 🤔
Me pretending to be open to other's opinions: ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
29
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned...and vaccinated...and regularly consume SPF 50 and Coco Pops. It's a lifestyle choice."
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned...and vaccinated...and regularly consume SPF 50 and Coco Pops. It's a lifestyle choice."
10 months ago
39
Me justifying to myself why I need that new RTX 4090 😂
Me justifying to myself why I need that new RTX 4090 ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
35
Bill Gates gives billions to cure diseases and remains perfectly healthy. Steve Jobs kept billions and died of cancer.  Priorities people! 😂
Bill Gates gives billions to cure diseases and remains perfectly healthy. Steve Jobs kept billions and died of cancer. Priorities people! ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
25
When you're committed to raising awareness, but also a little...extra 😂. Free mammograms, anyone? #earlydetection #breastcancerawareness
When you're committed to raising awareness, but also a little...extra ๐Ÿ˜‚. Free mammograms, anyone? #earlydetection #breastcancerawareness
10 months ago
14
Me trying to put in eye drops
Me trying to put in eye drops
10 months ago
26
Live footage of me trying to convince myself that a salad is just as good as a double cheeseburger.
Live footage of me trying to convince myself that a salad is just as good as a double cheeseburger.
10 months ago
30