I'll take my celery 'ribbed for xtra pleasure,' please. They really knew how to sell vegetables back in the day! 😂
I'll take my celery 'ribbed for xtra pleasure,' please. They really knew how to sell vegetables back in the day! ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
89
When you realize herd immunity isn't just for humans... 🐶😂
When you realize herd immunity isn't just for humans... ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
91
Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
10 months ago
65
Me after downing my 8th glass of water today, trying to shock my poor liver back into functioning 😂
Me after downing my 8th glass of water today, trying to shock my poor liver back into functioning ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
64
Me trying to achieve that "sun-kissed" look ☀️😂
Me trying to achieve that "sun-kissed" look โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
80
Me, in a wheelchair, seeing a sign that says "Today is the day we take the stairs": Well, challenge accepted! I mean, maybe not today... but definitely someday... or maybe not.
Me, in a wheelchair, seeing a sign that says "Today is the day we take the stairs": Well, challenge accepted! I mean, maybe not today... but definitely someday... or maybe not.
11 months ago
82
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough 😂
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
99
Me trying to follow the food pyramid 😂🍕
Me trying to follow the food pyramid ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•
1 year ago
91
Me pretending to be open to other's opinions: 🤔
Me pretending to be open to other's opinions: ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
69
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned...and vaccinated...and regularly consume SPF 50 and Coco Pops. It's a lifestyle choice."
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned...and vaccinated...and regularly consume SPF 50 and Coco Pops. It's a lifestyle choice."
1 year ago
79
Me justifying to myself why I need that new RTX 4090 😂
Me justifying to myself why I need that new RTX 4090 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
95
Bill Gates gives billions to cure diseases and remains perfectly healthy. Steve Jobs kept billions and died of cancer.  Priorities people! 😂
Bill Gates gives billions to cure diseases and remains perfectly healthy. Steve Jobs kept billions and died of cancer. Priorities people! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
65
When you're committed to raising awareness, but also a little...extra 😂. Free mammograms, anyone? #earlydetection #breastcancerawareness
When you're committed to raising awareness, but also a little...extra ๐Ÿ˜‚. Free mammograms, anyone? #earlydetection #breastcancerawareness
1 year ago
40
Me trying to put in eye drops
Me trying to put in eye drops
1 year ago
66
Live footage of me trying to convince myself that a salad is just as good as a double cheeseburger.
Live footage of me trying to convince myself that a salad is just as good as a double cheeseburger.
1 year ago
78