When seconds count, the police are only minutes away. 🤔  #2A #SelfDefense
When seconds count, the police are only minutes away. ๐Ÿค” #2A #SelfDefense
1 year ago
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Me trying to get a bigger chest at the gym 💀
Me trying to get a bigger chest at the gym ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
119
Me pretending to be surprised that my bad financial decisions are stressing me out and affecting my health.🧘💰
Me pretending to be surprised that my bad financial decisions are stressing me out and affecting my health.๐Ÿง˜๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 year ago
116
When you accidentally open your third eye at the pool, cause chlorine stings...
When you accidentally open your third eye at the pool, cause chlorine stings...
1 year ago
131
Me trying to quit smoking after one cigarette. 🤣
Me trying to quit smoking after one cigarette. ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
210
When you just really want a Pepsi but also kinda want a seizure. Epilepsy, the official sponsor of spontaneous fits of happiness (and maybe some other stuff too ๐Ÿ˜‰).
1 year ago
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America is #1.  Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners!  Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery.  If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too.  🇺🇸🥇
America is #1. Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners! Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery. If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฅ‡
1 year ago
153
💉 When life gives you lemons... make sure you actually eat them first! 🍋😂
๐Ÿ’‰ When life gives you lemons... make sure you actually eat them first! ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
179
When in doubt, fist it out. #safesex #AIDSawareness
When in doubt, fist it out. #safesex #AIDSawareness
1 year ago
126
When your 'trim' turns into a haircut catastrophe 😱✂️ #Oops
When your 'trim' turns into a haircut catastrophe ๐Ÿ˜ฑโœ‚๏ธ #Oops
1 year ago
255
When you realize it's not an insulin shot💉. 
Just kidding 😂 Get your vaccines, people! 💪
When you realize it's not an insulin shot๐Ÿ’‰. Just kidding ๐Ÿ˜‚ Get your vaccines, people! ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
223
Me struggling to put just the right amount of toothpaste on the brush. It's a fine art! 😩😂
Me struggling to put just the right amount of toothpaste on the brush. It's a fine art! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
166
Nature's remedy with a twist of science! 🦆🔬💥
Nature's remedy with a twist of science! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
190
When you're living dangerously in the hot tub but Mother Nature's got other plans 🌊😅
When you're living dangerously in the hot tub but Mother Nature's got other plans ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
248
When fat cells sign a lifetime contract 😂🍔
When fat cells sign a lifetime contract ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”
1 year ago
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