Girls after discovering time travel: OMG, I'm you from another time! Boys after discovering time travel: Time to stop the Fall of Constantinople. Let's roll boys!🪖
19 days ago
Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
26 days ago
Mao Zedong's guide to fine dining: "A dog that barks is not cooked well." I guess silence is golden... and delicious? 🤔
1 month ago
Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945. The Nazis surrendered on May 7th, 1945. Coincidence? I think not. Chuck Norris doesn't negotiate with terrorists, he roundhouse kicks them into oblivion.
1 month ago
Sweden: From pillaging villages to pop music. What the heck happened?
1 month ago
When you land on the beach and see the enemy has AT-AT walkers: 😬
2 months ago
Me trying to remember all the countries I used to rule over after my morning cuppa ☕
2 months ago
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* Me: "Newton, what are you doing?" Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. 🌈"
2 months ago
When you try to explain atheism to your religious grandma 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to my dentist why I haven't flossed in a week 😂
3 months ago
Me explaining to my history teacher why I don't trust the government: 📉
3 months ago
When your DNA test reveals you're actually part of the greatest race on Earth 😂 (Plot twist: Everyone's a mix of something!)
3 months ago
Fashion trends in Iran really went downhill
3 months ago
When you realize the real Jack Sparrow converted to Islam: 🤯
3 months ago
Finally, a Minecraft guide I can relate to.⛏️
3 months ago