9 AM at home: still snuggled up in bed. 7 AM at a hotel: already conquered the breakfast buffet like a champion 😂. Free food motivation is REAL! 🥐🍳🍉
14 days ago
Airbnb vs. Hotel: One comes with endless rules and a hefty cleaning deposit, the other with a predictable, boring room and peace of mind. Choose your fighter! 😂
1 month ago
Me pretending to work so my family will leave me alone for 5 minutes 😂
1 month ago
When your date says they love magic ✨🎩 and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. 🐇
1 month ago