I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ðŸĪŠ
3 months ago
When you over-engineer your moat but still manage to keep the cabbages dry. 😂
3 months ago
When you really need to protect your cabbages from floods. 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to escape my responsibilities
3 months ago
Watching movies backwards is a whole new level of entertainment 😂 Jaws becomes a beach-opening ceremony, Rambo a magical healer, and Lord of the Rings a relaxing hike. Who needs plot when you have pure cinematic chaos? #Movies #Backwards #Funny
3 months ago