I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. 

Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* 🤪
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ๐Ÿคช
10 months ago
31
When you over-engineer your moat but still manage to keep the cabbages dry. 😂
When you over-engineer your moat but still manage to keep the cabbages dry. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
18
When you really need to protect your cabbages from floods. 😂
When you really need to protect your cabbages from floods. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
18
Me trying to escape my responsibilities
Me trying to escape my responsibilities
10 months ago
27
Watching movies backwards is a whole new level of entertainment ๐Ÿ˜‚ Jaws becomes a beach-opening ceremony, Rambo a magical healer, and Lord of the Rings a relaxing hike. Who needs plot when you have pure cinematic chaos? #Movies #Backwards #Funny
11 months ago
12