Me in 1999: 'Pshhh, peak human civilization? Yeah right!' 
Me in 2024: 'So about those robot overlords...'
Me in 1999: 'Pshhh, peak human civilization? Yeah right!' Me in 2024: 'So about those robot overlords...'
9 months ago
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Me trying to figure out which religion to follow so I don't end up in hell:
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Me trying to figure out which religion to follow so I don't end up in hell: ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ”ฅ
10 months ago
14
Me pretending to be surprised that my bad financial decisions are stressing me out and affecting my health.🧘💰
Me pretending to be surprised that my bad financial decisions are stressing me out and affecting my health.๐Ÿง˜๐Ÿ’ฐ
10 months ago
14
"We came in peace for all mankind" Meanwhile, back on Earth: bombing continues. Carl Sagan hitting us with that historical irony! 😂
"We came in peace for all mankind" Meanwhile, back on Earth: bombing continues. Carl Sagan hitting us with that historical irony! ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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