Odin: "I kept my promises. Where's your god now?" 😂
6 months ago
Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out 😂 #doubleStandard #parenting
6 months ago
POV: When you try to sneak to the kitchen for a midnight snack and you find Pac-Man.
6 months ago
Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."😈
6 months ago
When you drop trou in front of a cop car and realize there is an officer inside 😂🚔. Justice served swiftly. #baddecisions #mooning #police
6 months ago
Me trying to convince myself things will get better after each new pop music disaster 💀
6 months ago
Playing Crysis in 2011: "To proceed, enter your age." Playing Crysis today: "What is the image below?" 😭
6 months ago
When you accidentally wear your pants too low at the office and everyone can see your happy trail. 😬
6 months ago
Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. 😂
6 months ago
When autocorrect fails to save you from walking in on your girlfriend... with his girlfriend 😂
6 months ago
My plan to stop global warming? Simple! Everyone grab a bucket and pour some ocean water down the sink. Teamwork makes the dream work! 😂🌊
6 months ago
HR's new diversity training video feels a *little* off... 😬😂
6 months ago
Me trying to decipher IKEA instructions and pretending I totally get them, step by step.
6 months ago
From Smokey the Bear to Pedo Bear, this chart sums up the trustworthiness of bears.🐻😂
6 months ago
Me trying to delete my speeding ticket records from the police database.
6 months ago