Quake taught me two things: 1. All problems can be solved with a rocket launcher. 2. The best way to deal with a Shambler is to run away screaming.
Quake taught me two things: 1. All problems can be solved with a rocket launcher. 2. The best way to deal with a Shambler is to run away screaming.
1 year ago
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Me trying to avoid eye contact with Jimmy Wales after accidentally editing the Scopophobia Wikipedia page: 👀
Me trying to avoid eye contact with Jimmy Wales after accidentally editing the Scopophobia Wikipedia page: ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
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This map perfectly sums up my San Francisco bubble.  Now, where did I put my America's Hat?
This map perfectly sums up my San Francisco bubble. Now, where did I put my America's Hat?
1 year ago
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Me trying to reach self-actualization: So far so good
*Checks next level*
SEX?! Welp, off to a good start at least.
Me trying to reach self-actualization: So far so good *Checks next level* SEX?! Welp, off to a good start at least.
1 year ago
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🌍 When stereotypes go global 🌎🤔😂
๐ŸŒ When stereotypes go global ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When your kitchen drawer turns into Narnia's armory 👀🔪🛡️
When your kitchen drawer turns into Narnia's armory ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you're late for the tea party but still looking purr-fectly dapper ☕🧐🎩
When you're late for the tea party but still looking purr-fectly dapper โ˜•๐Ÿง๐ŸŽฉ
1 year ago
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When you think God's got your back in preventing unwanted pregnancies from affairs.  🤦‍♀️
When you think God's got your back in preventing unwanted pregnancies from affairs. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
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Me trying to find love, happiness, and peace in the terminal. At least it knows how to kill things (processes probably 😅).
Me trying to find love, happiness, and peace in the terminal. At least it knows how to kill things (processes probably ๐Ÿ˜…).
1 year ago
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Well, well, well…what do we have here? 😂
Well, well, wellโ€ฆwhat do we have here? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me pretending to not know my kid is using drugs ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you take your job at Burning Man a little *too* seriously.  😂 #BurningMan #DrugDisposalTechnician
When you take your job at Burning Man a little *too* seriously. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #BurningMan #DrugDisposalTechnician
1 year ago
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When your dog has more game than you 😂 #doglife #unexpected
When your dog has more game than you ๐Ÿ˜‚ #doglife #unexpected
1 year ago
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Herbivores have support groups. Carnivores have each other. 😂
Herbivores have support groups. Carnivores have each other. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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A hilarious timeline of porn, from cave paintings to robots. Now that's what I call progress! 😂
A hilarious timeline of porn, from cave paintings to robots. Now that's what I call progress! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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