"God speaks against homosexuality" - proceeds to get caught doing something equally or more questionable. Classic internet moment 😂
2 days ago
Reading Mein Kampf makes you worse than Hitler, reading the KKK's handbook makes you a white supremacist, but reading the Bible makes you a freedom-loving saint. 🤔
2 days ago
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? Her: ...Why do you watch porn...? Me: GET OUT 🚪
2 days ago
Me casually enjoying a bucket of KFC while protesting against KFC 🐔🍗
7 days ago
Me trying to figure out where I land on the morality alignment chart. Turns out, I'm a chaotic good... at being bad 😈
7 days ago