Bernie's on his way to the climate change conference...in his private jet. Rules for thee, not for me! 😂
1 month ago
This guy really needs to read the fine print before getting a tattoo. 🤦‍♂️
1 month ago
When someone tries to preach to you but you have receipts of their hypocrisy 😂🔥 #Burn
1 month ago
When an atheist tries to find a Santorum supporter on Craigslist 💀
1 month ago
When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word 😂
1 month ago
Politicians and free speech: A love-hate relationship 😂 #freespeech #politics #censorship
1 month ago
"God speaks against homosexuality" - proceeds to get caught doing something equally or more questionable. Classic internet moment 😂
1 month ago
Reading Mein Kampf makes you worse than Hitler, reading the KKK's handbook makes you a white supremacist, but reading the Bible makes you a freedom-loving saint. 🤔
1 month ago
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? Her: ...Why do you watch porn...? Me: GET OUT 🚪
1 month ago
Me casually enjoying a bucket of KFC while protesting against KFC 🐔🍗
1 month ago
Me trying to figure out where I land on the morality alignment chart. Turns out, I'm a chaotic good... at being bad 😈
1 month ago