The uno reverse card of Tinder bios. He matched her energy perfectly. 😂
17 hours ago
She's a devout saint for one day and a venomous serpent for the other six. The duality of the mother-in-law is truly a sight to behold. 🐍😇
15 days ago
When you try to play the victim but you're actually the villain. 💀
28 days ago
When the doctor's diagnosis is based on extensive personal research. 👀👨‍🔬
2 months ago
Rules for thee, but not for me: International Relations Edition. 🤷‍♂️🇺🇸
2 months ago
Men who demand "Tits or GTFO" but refuse to show their own assets. Classic case of double standards. 😂
3 months ago
Banks be like: "We have 20 AC units running 24/7, but please save the planet by not taking a receipt." 😂
4 months ago
Bernie's on his way to the climate change conference...in his private jet. Rules for thee, not for me! 😂
5 months ago
This guy really needs to read the fine print before getting a tattoo. 🤦‍♂️
5 months ago
When someone tries to preach to you but you have receipts of their hypocrisy 😂🔥 #Burn
5 months ago
When an atheist tries to find a Santorum supporter on Craigslist 💀
6 months ago
When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word 😂
6 months ago
Politicians and free speech: A love-hate relationship 😂 #freespeech #politics #censorship
6 months ago
"God speaks against homosexuality" - proceeds to get caught doing something equally or more questionable. Classic internet moment 😂
6 months ago
Reading Mein Kampf makes you worse than Hitler, reading the KKK's handbook makes you a white supremacist, but reading the Bible makes you a freedom-loving saint. 🤔
6 months ago