When you're so dedicated you fall asleep on the job. That finger has seen the dawn of a new era. 🧠
1 month ago
When your partner asks about the scar and you're like "Oh honey it's a long story. Grab a drink and sit down."
8 months ago
When your cat has no boundaries and your partner is concerned they may pick up some bad habits 😹
9 months ago
Me and my partner having a nutritional breakfast 🍳
9 months ago
Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit 😂
9 months ago
Me trying to figure out if I'm winning or losing at being single 😂
10 months ago
When ‘hug me’ hits different 😏
10 months ago