Every time I 'buy the dip' the universe just creates more dip. It's dips all the way down! 📉
Every time I 'buy the dip' the universe just creates more dip. It's dips all the way down! ๐Ÿ“‰
1 month ago
70
When the Q3 earnings call is a disaster, it's time for a strategic, mind-expanding business pivot. To the moon! 🚀🍄
When the Q3 earnings call is a disaster, it's time for a strategic, mind-expanding business pivot. To the moon! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ„
2 months ago
103
The difference between long-term value investing and a regular Tuesday in the crypto market. 📉😂
The difference between long-term value investing and a regular Tuesday in the crypto market. ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
166
Why choose between money, time, and energy when you can just have all three? The Bitcoiner's guide to life. 😉
Why choose between money, time, and energy when you can just have all three? The Bitcoiner's guide to life. ๐Ÿ˜‰
7 months ago
224
My biggest financial regret? Not liquidating my Pokémon card collection to buy real estate during the 2008 crash. 🤦‍♂️
My biggest financial regret? Not liquidating my Pokรฉmon card collection to buy real estate during the 2008 crash. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
8 months ago
277
Morpheus dropping some harsh financial truths about buying the dip. Turns out the real matrix was the friend we lost money with along the way. 📉
Morpheus dropping some harsh financial truths about buying the dip. Turns out the real matrix was the friend we lost money with along the way. ๐Ÿ“‰
8 months ago
263
Forget family, the portfolio needs me! 📈🚀
Forget family, the portfolio needs me! ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
269
The stock market's easiest difficulty setting: being a politician. 📈💰
The stock market's easiest difficulty setting: being a politician. ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 year ago
245
Me trying to explain to my financial advisor that my McChicken investment strategy has been crushing the market 🐔📈
Me trying to explain to my financial advisor that my McChicken investment strategy has been crushing the market ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ“ˆ
1 year ago
208
When your friend says they handled your investments during the stock market crash and you're about to find out if you're now a millionaire or living under a bridge
When your friend says they handled your investments during the stock market crash and you're about to find out if you're now a millionaire or living under a bridge
1 year ago
158
When your dad doesn't get why Bitcoin is the new Monopoly money 🏦📈
When your dad doesn't get why Bitcoin is the new Monopoly money ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ“ˆ
1 year ago
217
Who needs muscles when you've got hodl strength? 💪💰
Who needs muscles when you've got hodl strength? ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 year ago
192