Every time I 'buy the dip' the universe just creates more dip. It's dips all the way down! 📉
Every time I 'buy the dip' the universe just creates more dip. It's dips all the way down! ๐Ÿ“‰
3 months ago
118
When the Q3 earnings call is a disaster, it's time for a strategic, mind-expanding business pivot. To the moon! 🚀🍄
When the Q3 earnings call is a disaster, it's time for a strategic, mind-expanding business pivot. To the moon! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ„
3 months ago
149
The difference between long-term value investing and a regular Tuesday in the crypto market. 📉😂
The difference between long-term value investing and a regular Tuesday in the crypto market. ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
236
Why choose between money, time, and energy when you can just have all three? The Bitcoiner's guide to life. 😉
Why choose between money, time, and energy when you can just have all three? The Bitcoiner's guide to life. ๐Ÿ˜‰
8 months ago
288
My biggest financial regret? Not liquidating my Pokémon card collection to buy real estate during the 2008 crash. 🤦‍♂️
My biggest financial regret? Not liquidating my Pokรฉmon card collection to buy real estate during the 2008 crash. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
9 months ago
338
Morpheus dropping some harsh financial truths about buying the dip. Turns out the real matrix was the friend we lost money with along the way. 📉
Morpheus dropping some harsh financial truths about buying the dip. Turns out the real matrix was the friend we lost money with along the way. ๐Ÿ“‰
10 months ago
325
Forget family, the portfolio needs me! 📈🚀
Forget family, the portfolio needs me! ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
335
The stock market's easiest difficulty setting: being a politician. 📈💰
The stock market's easiest difficulty setting: being a politician. ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 year ago
306
Me trying to explain to my financial advisor that my McChicken investment strategy has been crushing the market 🐔📈
Me trying to explain to my financial advisor that my McChicken investment strategy has been crushing the market ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ“ˆ
1 year ago
268
When your friend says they handled your investments during the stock market crash and you're about to find out if you're now a millionaire or living under a bridge
When your friend says they handled your investments during the stock market crash and you're about to find out if you're now a millionaire or living under a bridge
1 year ago
193
When your dad doesn't get why Bitcoin is the new Monopoly money 🏦📈
When your dad doesn't get why Bitcoin is the new Monopoly money ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ“ˆ
1 year ago
275
Who needs muscles when you've got hodl strength? 💪💰
Who needs muscles when you've got hodl strength? ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 year ago
246