When Iran decides to play with matches near the world's biggest gas station. ⛽️💥
When Iran decides to play with matches near the world's biggest gas station. โ›ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 month ago
97
Kim Jong Un out here playing 4D chess to confuse Trump. Let's hope he doesn't have a map! 😂
Kim Jong Un out here playing 4D chess to confuse Trump. Let's hope he doesn't have a map! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
69
Suddenly, nuclear weapons are a very good reason NOT to attack. Funny how that works. 🤔
Suddenly, nuclear weapons are a very good reason NOT to attack. Funny how that works. ๐Ÿค”
2 months ago
112
So that's why California has so many earthquakes... the science is settled! 🤯
So that's why California has so many earthquakes... the science is settled! ๐Ÿคฏ
5 months ago
100
Pakistan, France and the UK walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "What can I get for you fellas?" They reply, "We're looking for the Islamic countries with nukes meeting."
Pakistan, France and the UK walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "What can I get for you fellas?" They reply, "We're looking for the Islamic countries with nukes meeting."
10 months ago
88
Trump: "Here, take your Vitamin B2 (B-Bomb) - it's good for you!"  Khamenei: "🤔 Is this kosher?"
Trump: "Here, take your Vitamin B2 (B-Bomb) - it's good for you!" Khamenei: "๐Ÿค” Is this kosher?"
10 months ago
67
Me trying to subtly slide into the Supreme Leader's DMs
Me trying to subtly slide into the Supreme Leader's DMs
10 months ago
96
USA: "Here's $6 Billion, but don't spend it on terrorism." 
Iran: "No, I will not cause terror by spending it all on the bomb vending machine."
USA: "Here's $6 Billion, but don't spend it on terrorism." Iran: "No, I will not cause terror by spending it all on the bomb vending machine."
10 months ago
92
When you accidentally schedule the Death to America meeting during everyone's lunch break.
When you accidentally schedule the Death to America meeting during everyone's lunch break.
10 months ago
80
USA: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons!
Person: Why don't you attack Russia?
USA: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons! 😂
USA: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons! Person: Why don't you attack Russia? USA: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons! ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
75
Surrounded yet threatened? 🤔 Seems like someone needs a bigger map! #USA #Iran #Military
Surrounded yet threatened? ๐Ÿค” Seems like someone needs a bigger map! #USA #Iran #Military
10 months ago
57
It's all about perspective 😂
It's all about perspective ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
77
Fashion trends in Iran really went downhill
Fashion trends in Iran really went downhill
1 year ago
62