When Iran decides to play with matches near the world's biggest gas station. ⛽️💥
When Iran decides to play with matches near the world's biggest gas station. โ›ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ
4 days ago
18
Kim Jong Un out here playing 4D chess to confuse Trump. Let's hope he doesn't have a map! 😂
Kim Jong Un out here playing 4D chess to confuse Trump. Let's hope he doesn't have a map! ๐Ÿ˜‚
12 days ago
27
Suddenly, nuclear weapons are a very good reason NOT to attack. Funny how that works. 🤔
Suddenly, nuclear weapons are a very good reason NOT to attack. Funny how that works. ๐Ÿค”
19 days ago
53
So that's why California has so many earthquakes... the science is settled! 🤯
So that's why California has so many earthquakes... the science is settled! ๐Ÿคฏ
3 months ago
51
Pakistan, France and the UK walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "What can I get for you fellas?" They reply, "We're looking for the Islamic countries with nukes meeting."
Pakistan, France and the UK walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "What can I get for you fellas?" They reply, "We're looking for the Islamic countries with nukes meeting."
8 months ago
31
Trump: "Here, take your Vitamin B2 (B-Bomb) - it's good for you!"  Khamenei: "🤔 Is this kosher?"
Trump: "Here, take your Vitamin B2 (B-Bomb) - it's good for you!" Khamenei: "๐Ÿค” Is this kosher?"
8 months ago
22
Me trying to subtly slide into the Supreme Leader's DMs
Me trying to subtly slide into the Supreme Leader's DMs
8 months ago
37
USA: "Here's $6 Billion, but don't spend it on terrorism." 
Iran: "No, I will not cause terror by spending it all on the bomb vending machine."
USA: "Here's $6 Billion, but don't spend it on terrorism." Iran: "No, I will not cause terror by spending it all on the bomb vending machine."
8 months ago
31
When you accidentally schedule the Death to America meeting during everyone's lunch break.
When you accidentally schedule the Death to America meeting during everyone's lunch break.
8 months ago
31
USA: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons!
Person: Why don't you attack Russia?
USA: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons! 😂
USA: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons! Person: Why don't you attack Russia? USA: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons! ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
34
Surrounded yet threatened? 🤔 Seems like someone needs a bigger map! #USA #Iran #Military
Surrounded yet threatened? ๐Ÿค” Seems like someone needs a bigger map! #USA #Iran #Military
9 months ago
19
It's all about perspective 😂
It's all about perspective ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
26
Fashion trends in Iran really went downhill
Fashion trends in Iran really went downhill
10 months ago
20