When you water your plants but are worried they might grow up to be weeds 😂
6 hours ago
Politicians and free speech: A love-hate relationship 😂 #freespeech #politics #censorship
23 hours ago
Me trying to sound professional online vs. how I actually come across 😂
1 day ago
When you call the Graffiti Removal Hotline and they send this guy 😂
1 day ago
Some say women make bad drivers, and then there's this... 😂
1 day ago
Me calculating how many extra peanuts I can sneak on board after they told me my bag was 3 lbs overweight 😂
1 day ago
IRONY is getting PREGNANT on a PULL OUT COUCH. 🤣
1 day ago
Apple: We totally invented "slide to unlock" 😂
1 day ago
Police Medic: "Sir, are you feeling unwell?" Protestor: "A little..." Police Medic: *Raises baton* "I've got just the cure for that!" 🚑🚨
1 day ago
Metropolitan Police: "There's no way we're letting you use our quote." Banksy: *proceeds to make it the book cover* 😂
1 day ago
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault* Me: I understand this is a serious issue. My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? 🤔
1 day ago
When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended 😂 #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
1 day ago
Dwight's guide to life: FALSE. 😂
4 days ago
"We came in peace for all mankind" Meanwhile, back on Earth: bombing continues. Carl Sagan hitting us with that historical irony! 😂
4 days ago
"God speaks against homosexuality" - proceeds to get caught doing something equally or more questionable. Classic internet moment 😂
5 days ago