CEOs: *fire everyone to save money* Also CEOs: 'Wow, why is unemployment so high and why does nobody want to work?' ๐Ÿค”
7 hours ago
The level of evil genius it took to name the fear of palindromes 'Aibohphobia' is truly unparalleled. ๐Ÿ’€
16 days ago
๐Ÿค” When your health tips come with a side of world domination plans! ๐ŸŒ
2 months ago
Dad: *Buys cat so daughter isn't always on her phone.* Daughter and Cat: *Become phone addicts together.* ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Banks be like: "We have 20 AC units running 24/7, but please save the planet by not taking a receipt." ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
4 months ago
Me, in a wheelchair, seeing a sign that says "Today is the day we take the stairs": Well, challenge accepted! I mean, maybe not today... but definitely someday... or maybe not.
5 months ago
Enjoy Capitalismโ„ข - now available in a refreshing, exploitative flavor.
5 months ago
Me trying to convince myself that ordering 5 packages in one day from Amazon is environmentally friendly because it reduces trips ๐Ÿคก
5 months ago
This guy really needs to read the fine print before getting a tattoo. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
5 months ago
When you try to look tough in your yearbook photo but end up looking like you just got caught stealing cookies from the cookie jar ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
"I'm gonna own those atheists by posting about Jesus on Facebook using my iPhone!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
When you accidentally become a symbol of hope and freedom after burning books, banning music, hating blacks and murdering gays ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
5 months ago
Big tech says they're stopping misinformation, but then they also... ๐Ÿค”
5 months ago
When inclusivity forgets to include the other side of the story ๐Ÿค”
5 months ago