When an atheist tries to find a Santorum supporter on Craigslist 💀
6 months ago
When you and the squad try to "Be Different" but end up looking exactly the same 😂
6 months ago
When you get arrested on Opposite Day, it means you're actually being set free... right? 🤔😂
6 months ago
When you water your plants but are worried they might grow up to be weeds 😂
6 months ago
Politicians and free speech: A love-hate relationship 😂 #freespeech #politics #censorship
6 months ago
Me trying to sound professional online vs. how I actually come across 😂
6 months ago
When you call the Graffiti Removal Hotline and they send this guy 😂
6 months ago
Some say women make bad drivers, and then there's this... 😂
6 months ago
Me calculating how many extra peanuts I can sneak on board after they told me my bag was 3 lbs overweight 😂
6 months ago
IRONY is getting PREGNANT on a PULL OUT COUCH. 🤣
6 months ago
Apple: We totally invented "slide to unlock" 😂
6 months ago
Police Medic: "Sir, are you feeling unwell?" Protestor: "A little..." Police Medic: *Raises baton* "I've got just the cure for that!" 🚑🚨
6 months ago
Metropolitan Police: "There's no way we're letting you use our quote." Banksy: *proceeds to make it the book cover* 😂
6 months ago
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault* Me: I understand this is a serious issue. My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? 🤔
6 months ago
When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended 😂 #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
6 months ago