Me calculating how many extra peanuts I can sneak on board after they told me my bag was 3 lbs overweight ๐Ÿ˜‚
15 days ago
IRONY is getting PREGNANT on a PULL OUT COUCH. ๐Ÿคฃ
15 days ago
Apple: We totally invented "slide to unlock" ๐Ÿ˜‚
15 days ago
Police Medic: "Sir, are you feeling unwell?" Protestor: "A little..." Police Medic: *Raises baton* "I've got just the cure for that!" ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿšจ
15 days ago
Metropolitan Police: "There's no way we're letting you use our quote." Banksy: *proceeds to make it the book cover* ๐Ÿ˜‚
16 days ago
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault* Me: I understand this is a serious issue. My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? ๐Ÿค”
16 days ago
When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended ๐Ÿ˜‚ #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
16 days ago
Dwight's guide to life: FALSE. ๐Ÿ˜‚
18 days ago
"We came in peace for all mankind" Meanwhile, back on Earth: bombing continues. Carl Sagan hitting us with that historical irony! ๐Ÿ˜‚
19 days ago
"God speaks against homosexuality" - proceeds to get caught doing something equally or more questionable. Classic internet moment ๐Ÿ˜‚
20 days ago
Sharing the horrors of child slavery on Facebook for likes and comments... priorities, people! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
20 days ago
I can't believe it's not irony! ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
Obama's Guide to Winning a Nobel Peace Prize: Step 1: Launch missiles. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.
22 days ago
Me trying to give helpful advice: "Don't be racist, just hate everyone equally!"
22 days ago
When the Menโ€™s Rights Activists ask the Womenโ€™s Rights group to make sandwiches for their convention after the caterer cancels ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅช
24 days ago