He is risen... from the endless scroll of misinformation. A true modern miracle! ✨
He is risen... from the endless scroll of misinformation. A true modern miracle! โœจ
6 days ago
22
Ever wonder how the Bible ended up in every hotel room? It was a divine business negotiation. 🤝
Ever wonder how the Bible ended up in every hotel room? It was a divine business negotiation. ๐Ÿค
6 days ago
17
Some sins are so bad that divine mercy runs out and you get turned French. A truly terrible fate. 🙏🇫🇷
Some sins are so bad that divine mercy runs out and you get turned French. A truly terrible fate. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
1 month ago
85
A friendly reminder that sometimes the answer to 'What Would Jesus Do?' involves righteous table-flipping. ╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
A friendly reminder that sometimes the answer to 'What Would Jesus Do?' involves righteous table-flipping. โ•ฏยฐโ–กยฐ๏ผ‰โ•ฏ๏ธต โ”ปโ”โ”ป
5 months ago
203
And on the eighth day, Jesus performed his most popular miracle. The party was lit. 🙏❄️
And on the eighth day, Jesus performed his most popular miracle. The party was lit. ๐Ÿ™โ„๏ธ
5 months ago
224
Even Jesus has his limits, and that limit is basic autumn drink requests. 🎃☕
Even Jesus has his limits, and that limit is basic autumn drink requests. ๐ŸŽƒโ˜•
9 months ago
282
The universe is vast and full of wonders, but the main takeaway is surprisingly specific. 🤔
The universe is vast and full of wonders, but the main takeaway is surprisingly specific. ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
245
Some questions are better left for the search bar, not the prayer circle. 🙏😂
Some questions are better left for the search bar, not the prayer circle. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
241
When your punchline is holier than thou 😂🙏
When your punchline is holier than thou ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
197
When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses 😂
When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
254
When you find out Jesus loves you means something a little different south of the border 😂
When you find out Jesus loves you means something a little different south of the border ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
168
Jesus turning flour into cocaine? Looks like he’s about to turn water into wine…with a kick. 😂
Jesus turning flour into cocaine? Looks like heโ€™s about to turn water into wineโ€ฆwith a kick. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
195
Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" 

Pope: *lights blunt*
Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" Pope: *lights blunt*
1 year ago
244
My dad told Eve not to eat the apple, but she ate it anyway. And that's why we're all here. 😂
My dad told Eve not to eat the apple, but she ate it anyway. And that's why we're all here. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
263
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. 🙏
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. ๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
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