A friendly reminder that sometimes the answer to 'What Would Jesus Do?' involves righteous table-flipping. ╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
A friendly reminder that sometimes the answer to 'What Would Jesus Do?' involves righteous table-flipping. โ•ฏยฐโ–กยฐ๏ผ‰โ•ฏ๏ธต โ”ปโ”โ”ป
3 months ago
137
And on the eighth day, Jesus performed his most popular miracle. The party was lit. 🙏❄️
And on the eighth day, Jesus performed his most popular miracle. The party was lit. ๐Ÿ™โ„๏ธ
3 months ago
146
Even Jesus has his limits, and that limit is basic autumn drink requests. 🎃☕
Even Jesus has his limits, and that limit is basic autumn drink requests. ๐ŸŽƒโ˜•
8 months ago
165
The universe is vast and full of wonders, but the main takeaway is surprisingly specific. 🤔
The universe is vast and full of wonders, but the main takeaway is surprisingly specific. ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
142
Some questions are better left for the search bar, not the prayer circle. 🙏😂
Some questions are better left for the search bar, not the prayer circle. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
150
When your punchline is holier than thou 😂🙏
When your punchline is holier than thou ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
10 months ago
129
When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses 😂
When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
161
When you find out Jesus loves you means something a little different south of the border 😂
When you find out Jesus loves you means something a little different south of the border ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
101
Jesus turning flour into cocaine? Looks like he’s about to turn water into wine…with a kick. 😂
Jesus turning flour into cocaine? Looks like heโ€™s about to turn water into wineโ€ฆwith a kick. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
122
Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" 

Pope: *lights blunt*
Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" Pope: *lights blunt*
11 months ago
149
My dad told Eve not to eat the apple, but she ate it anyway. And that's why we're all here. 😂
My dad told Eve not to eat the apple, but she ate it anyway. And that's why we're all here. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
170
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. 🙏
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. ๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
171
Not sure if this cat is spreading the gospel or just trying to get in and steal all my catnip and tuna 😂
Not sure if this cat is spreading the gospel or just trying to get in and steal all my catnip and tuna ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
133
Jesus looking up to heaven like: "C'mon guys, at least *try* to sin a little! I didn't die for *nothing*." 😂
Jesus looking up to heaven like: "C'mon guys, at least *try* to sin a little! I didn't die for *nothing*." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
184
When you get your period and feel like Jesus is with you. 🙏🩸
When you get your period and feel like Jesus is with you. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฉธ
1 year ago
104