When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. 🙏
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. ๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
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Not sure if this cat is spreading the gospel or just trying to get in and steal all my catnip and tuna 😂
Not sure if this cat is spreading the gospel or just trying to get in and steal all my catnip and tuna ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
275
Jesus looking up to heaven like: "C'mon guys, at least *try* to sin a little! I didn't die for *nothing*." 😂
Jesus looking up to heaven like: "C'mon guys, at least *try* to sin a little! I didn't die for *nothing*." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
339
When you get your period and feel like Jesus is with you. 🙏🩸
When you get your period and feel like Jesus is with you. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฉธ
1 year ago
211
Jesus be like: "Do you even lift bro?"😂💪
Jesus be like: "Do you even lift bro?"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
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Jesus said "Let the little children come to me," not "Let the little lambs come to me."
Jesus said "Let the little children come to me," not "Let the little lambs come to me."
1 year ago
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When you mistake the sun for the son of God 😂
When you mistake the sun for the son of God ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain NFTs to my grandpa
Me trying to explain NFTs to my grandpa
1 year ago
159
Jesus after a night out in Jerusalem 😂
Jesus after a night out in Jerusalem ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
268
Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking 🤔
Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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This is my kind of Last Supper! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
153
Jesus hung out with 12 guys and a prostitute. He was more like me than like you. 😂
Jesus hung out with 12 guys and a prostitute. He was more like me than like you. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
155
Odin: "I kept my promises. Where's your god now?" 😂
Odin: "I kept my promises. Where's your god now?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" 
Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" 
Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."😈
Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
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When you realize Easter is just Jesus' messy rebirth day 🐣
When you realize Easter is just Jesus' messy rebirth day ๐Ÿฃ
1 year ago
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