Me pretending to work hard so my boss thinks I deserve that promotion ๐Ÿ˜‚
25 days ago
Hindus in India: *Boycott Muslims*. Hindus in Middle East: *Job Please*. irony at its finest. ๐Ÿ˜‚
28 days ago
New job listing just dropped. Apply now for the chance to achieve ultimate enlightenment and finally upgrade from that Nokia brick.
1 month ago
Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿšฝ
1 month ago
They fought for equality, and we gave them... cubicles. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." Interviewer: ๐Ÿคจ
1 month ago
Me trying to fix a bug in production on Friday afternoon.
1 month ago
Me pretending to work so I can keep my job ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me applying for a senior developer job after completing a 'Hello World' tutorial. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you find out the emergency plan at your new job is just "DERP" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me on Friday afternoon vs. me on Monday morning. The never-ending cycle of corporate despair! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
1 month ago
When you get promoted from employee to customer, you're not just fired, you're jobn't ๐Ÿ˜‚ #promotedtocustomer #jobn't
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my mom that growing a beard doesn't mean I lost my job as a web developer ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago