When your partner says 'Cover me!' and you're both on a night shift. ๐Ÿ˜‚
29 days ago
This is my financial advisor now ๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 month ago
When you accidentally put the "Share the love with your dad" Valentine's Day promo in the condom aisle ๐Ÿ’€. Someone's definitely getting fired for this masterpiece of awkwardness ๐Ÿ˜‚.
1 month ago
When you finally get that corner office, but decide to really make it your own. ๐Ÿ’…
1 month ago
When you're the highest-paid engineer, but your fashion sense is still in debug mode ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me pretending to work hard so my boss thinks I deserve that promotion ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Hindus in India: *Boycott Muslims*. Hindus in Middle East: *Job Please*. irony at its finest. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
New job listing just dropped. Apply now for the chance to achieve ultimate enlightenment and finally upgrade from that Nokia brick.
2 months ago
Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿšฝ
2 months ago
They fought for equality, and we gave them... cubicles. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." Interviewer: ๐Ÿคจ
2 months ago
Me trying to fix a bug in production on Friday afternoon.
2 months ago
Me pretending to work so I can keep my job ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me applying for a senior developer job after completing a 'Hello World' tutorial. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you find out the emergency plan at your new job is just "DERP" ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago